Poetry and Prose

I have published most of my prose and poetry on a website named Everything2.

Here is a select selection (not everything is suitable for children, so if you are a parent, don't show these to your child, and if you are a child, well, I guess I've just given you more incentive to read them):

• The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version) - a parody of Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'. If you prefer listening to reading, you can listen to a podcast of this, as read by The Custodian: part 1, part 2
• Diary of a Cereal Killer - a moving tale of mayhem
• The Art of Insulting - an essay on insulting
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis - a groundbreaking piece of journalism?

Plays

I have written several short plays which were performed professionally. Here is a one-minute play performed in Brooklyn, NY in 2005.

What does one put in the "other" of the "other" section?

How about I start with photos from my trip to Paris, and we'll take it from there.